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“Drop the Dead Donkey” are we still laughing?

Oscar Wilde, who opined in his 1889 essay The Decay of Lying that, “Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life! ( with the exception of Drop the Dead Donkey !!!

Since I am addicted to Acorn TV ,
I spend more time than would be thought healthy in front of the television, overdosing on English programming. I noticed one of the series was leaving the line-up. I hadn’t head of it , yet it had an 8 year run in the UK “Drop the Dead Donkey” – I have to wonder whether it was thought unsuitable for American viewing at the time , didn’t travel well in the 1990’s, – too close to the truth perhaps?

Drop the Dead Donkey is a situation comedy that first aired on Channel 4 in the United Kingdom between 1990 and 1998. It is set in the offices of “GlobeLink News”, a fictional TV news company. Recorded close to transmission, it made use of contemporary news events to give the programme a greater sense of realism. It was created by Andy Hamilton and Guy Jenkin. The series had an ensemble cast, making stars of Haydn Gwynne, Stephen Tompkinson and Neil Pearson.

The series began with the acquisition of GlobeLink by media mogul Sir Roysten Merchant, an allusion to either Robert Maxwell or Rupert Murdoch. Indeed, Andy Hamilton and Guy Jenkin note on their DVDs that it was fortunate for their libel lawyers that the two men shared the same initials. The series is mostly based on the ongoing battle between the staff of GlobeLink, led by editor George Dent, as they try to maintain the company as a serious news organisation, and Sir Roysten’s right-hand man Gus Hedges, trying to make the show more sensationalist and suppress stories that might harm Sir Roysten’s business empire.

dam dayresI started my viewing and yes, the show which started in 1990 was a bit dated. I found it fascinating to see Steven Tompkinson ( Father Clifford of Ballykiss Angel and ( DCI Banks) (PBS) as a very young actor portraying Damien Day the ambitious ,unethical reporter .
Yes, some of the comedy was a little forced and some of Tompkinson’s comedic timing a little off in these early episodes but my focus was of the “news events of the time”

Twenty five years ago – the subject matter topical of its day – of course a lot of the news that was happening at the time I recalled, as I went down through media memory lane.
The Invasion of Kuwait in 1990
we nervously watched our nightly news CNN and Peter Arnett giving us the night camera action and reporting controversy


His {Peter Arnett} reports on civilian damage caused by the bombing were not received well by the coalition war administration, who by their constant use of terms like “smart bombs” and “surgical precision” had tried to project an image that civilian casualties would be at a minimum. White House sources would later state that Arnett was being used as a tool for Iraqi disinformation and CNN received a letter from 34 Members of the United States Congress accusing Arnett of “unpatriotic journalism”.

Who would have thought that 25 years later we would still be embroiled in the middle east mess and the area would still be on our nightly news feed. .

Terrorism and the response of the media???? – Oh yes! that is still happening

The made up stories by the “top reporter/ anchor “??? – Yes! that too still happens

The first fiction you’re probably familiar with. Last winter, Williams was caught for having repeated a tall tale about his experiences embedded with U.S. troops on a helicopter in the 2003 Iraq War. NBC removed him from the newscast and conducted an internal investigation; according to the announcement, the network found other (unspecified) examples of Williams’ “inaccurate statements,” most of them not on NBC News but “on late-night programs and during public appearances.”

and not just in America
pet williams

The talking heads of news delivery 1990

yes they are still with us they have become the satire


Charles and Camilla and his wanting to be a tampon

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The tape’s notoriety was due to Prince Charles’s wistful remark that he’d like to be Camilla’s ”tampon”, to which she replied: ”You are a complete idiot … Oh, what a wonderful idea.”
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as his conversations were hacked???? –

Oh yes…. a recent happening again

Did the News of the World scandal have its unsavoury beginnings in Camillagate, the phone-tapping ”scoop” that scandalised the royal family 18 years ago?

The Clintons, and what jobs they would be give? How Hillary wanted to run Washington and had her heart set on the Presidency ( not a lot has changed there the ;) A Bush Presidency??? It seems we are still in that familiar loop; older faces and now the brother faces.

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Mega millionaires like the disgraced Robert Maxwell and his hat in the political media and of course Rupert Murdoch oh yes! he and another mega millionaire still frothing at the mouth connection
The relatively low-key Murdoch has long been turned off by Trump’s braggadocio. Photo: Reuters
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However, just today we find the headline News on BBC and the Media Mogul Rupert Murdoch” holding forth on Twitter ( twitter = twits)

Media mogul Rupert Murdoch has sent a tweet suggesting President Barack Obama is not a “real black president”.

 (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

(Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

In tweets praising Republican candidate Ben Carson, Mr Murdoch wrote: “Ben and Candy Carson terrific. What about a real black President who can properly address the racial divide?”

One thing though, Gus- a wanna be gobbledygook Americanized salacious Chief Executive – making all the right political noises and over the top political correctness- – not much has changed in those 25 years either”

The unctuous Chief Executive of the company, and yes-man to Sir Roysten Merchant and an unwavering supporter of then Conservative Prime Minister John Major. A management stereotype, complete with clichés and clumsy metaphors, he swiftly transforms GlobeLink from a serious news network to a ratings-chasing tabloid channel

Ironically in a couple of shots in the 1990-1 series Gus had a above his desk in his office a photo of the twin towers. As I looked at that scene, who could have known those towers would 11 years later become a symbol of terror ……

Not much has changed it seems in the topical comedic world of our news and who gets the last laugh????

by Chris Ritchey

by Chris Ritchey

October 8, 2015 at 1:36 pm Leave a comment

The Housing Tale- a history- not a mystery- just bank business

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My phone rang this morning from US Bank NA They have written twice to Charleston Village Society thinking we were a Home Owners Association.

USB they were following up on 1721 W 12th Street

According to the Lorain County Auditor’s Site this property transferred to them under Sheriff’s Deed January 5th 2015

Transfer History – 2015000025
Sale Date Sale Amount Conveyance/Exempt Number of Parcels
1/5/2015 $22,000 2015000025 1
Parcel Grantor Grantee

red flag
Not a problem there but the red flag went up once more because I had received a letter before ,from this bank, thinking we were a Homeowners Association for 329 Hamilton ah yes 329 Hamilton.

The other property mentioned as being under Vision Property Management AKA Kaja Holdings II ( of the many roman numerals association with Kaja ) and
RVFM II SERIES LLC ( most worrying all these roman numeral LLCs)-

This property was also a Sheriff’s Deed and according to the Auditors site was purchased back for $40,000 – and in my humble opinion was another bank dump for $4,355 WITHOUT POINT OF SALE – The obligatory hand-written sign RENT TO BUY went up AND YES THERE ARE PEOPLE NOW LIVING THERE !

Sale Date Sale Amount Conveyance/Exempt Number of Parcels
11/17/2014 $4,355 2014005153 1
Parcel Grantor Grantee

This property was coming up before Lorain’s Housing Court for No Certificate of Inspection ( aka POS) – outcome ?????????

When the US BANK NA phoned this morning – September 24th- I stated the property at 1721 W 12th was NOT in Charleston Village Society’s area and said:

“Are you selling this property on?”

I really can’t say I am just clearing any paperwork with the property

Oh well before you do “sell on” or transfer to a Property Management company for a percentage of the properties worth you should be aware there is a Certificate of Inspection requirement in Lorain- since January 1st 2014- Your bank neglected to follow through on that aspect for your property at 329 Hamilton . You might want to red flag your properties in Lorain as needing a Certificate of Inspection.

USB- Oh I will make a note of it

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And Lorain might want to flag their properties, as every Lorain property that I clicked upon of the 116 owned by US Bank NA went back to them under Sheriffs Deed-

Granted it was a random search but what are the odds the majority of those properties are similar Sheriffs Deeds? Even the $100,000 5098 AVON BELDEN RD NORTH RIDGEVILLE OH 44039.

Elyria, you might want to check there are a plethora in your community – Hopefully they won’t be dumped – I can tell you from years of experience those type of sales do not “help ” the worth of housing stock in the neighborhood…..

The banks have been bailed out once for poor business practices “Banking and Sub Prime 2008- . I, for one, do not want to keep suffering for their poor mortgage decisions . Hopefully US Bank NA gets the message that they have to follow the laws of Lorain! Any Bets????

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September 24, 2015 at 3:33 pm Leave a comment

The Follow-up – A tale of Two houses City Council Lorain(e)

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Fulton Road 02 rs 091015

September 14th the Lorain City Council Public Meeting on Point of Sale.
as mentioned in the Morning Journal Newspaper. (
Council Chambers held more than the usual few – Invited participants included members of Lorain County Government and Magistrate Cook , in whose courtroom I had found myself ( trying to hear) on August 12th and September 9th. I won’t go into detail you can find coverage here

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AND JUDICIAL HAS TO BE JUDICIOUS ON THE BACK END. THESE ISSUES ARE NOT JUST LORAIN ISSUES!!! These out-of-state / county holding companies are not choosy where they feed.


When I attended the Housing Court on Sept 9th I met a family – The Shaffers- whom, to my mind, have become the faces of unscrupulous out of state Holding and Property LLC Companies .

The Shaffers, are in sort of a legal limbo when it came to having their say in Housing Court- Before the bench those days were the LLC Kaja Holdings 2 in all their Vision Properties glory who were the “defendants” along with their attorney Jaing, Lei- ( Lei Jaing) who got to plead their case –jaing lei

Unfortunately the Shaffers , although they believed themselves to be the owners 4132 Fulton ( since they were the purchasers of the home – under the Lease to Own agreement) – had no say in the courtroom and therefore were dismissed from the courtroom by Magistrate Cook, in all likelihood as they were not on the paperwork given by the city. They were considered tenants.

The Shaffers , thanks to City Council Committee on the Enforcement of Point of Sale and Councilman Dan Given, did get their say! The media also have given them coverage

The Shaffers produced a receipt given to them ( see Chronicle article ) showing they had paid $350.00 to Vision Properties ( aka Kaja Holdings) for what they were led to believe was for a City of Lorain inspection for POS/ plumbing/ electrical. NOTE: the actual inspection by the City of Lorain is $100.00 and the city did not inspect this home.
Two things come to my mind-

Had the Shaffers ( who had brought the documentation to court been allowed to speak- Kaja Holdings/ Vision Properties may have had to answer some very interesting questions from the Magistrate if not the city prosecutor/ Building and Housing Dept.
ONE: For instance in all of the properties purchased by Kaja Holdings, RVFM , Vision Property Management
etc. after Lorain’s Point of Sale

How many times, since a number of them have been cited for non compliance Certificate of Inspection (POS), took money for such a supposed inspection from the people ( Leasing to Own)? Obviously they did it once and made money – were there others so duped?

And number TWO-

To this layperson’s thinking does this not constitute fraud? Using an ordinance to take money from people, not following that ordinance, and charging three times as much for the compliance of the ordinance that never was- and if the City of Lorain’s inspectors weren’t the person with the clipboard who was? How many times has this – in my opinion -fraud happened . Is not the City of Lorain an injured party in all this? Will we prosecute?

The Shaffers, are still in a mess but hopefully now someone has listened they will be helped and the City of Lorain has garnered some interesting information.
Unfortunately, a quick drive around my neighborhood shows another Property Company from Columbia South Carolina and Fannie Mae up to their old habits . 917 9th Street– There are the rent to own signs everywhere on this house –

Now you know if my discharging “donspout” was cited in February and given 6 days to be fixed

then this house on 9th NEVER could have passed a point of sale inspection !

The house sold and transferred July 27th 2015– Another “sale by Fannie Mae ” ( Federal National Mortgage ) before POS- BUT HARBOUR PORTFOLIO VII LP ( NOTE the NUMBER VII)sold it on for 1,500 dollars – probably after renting it out for a couple of years

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I wonder if Clotilde Ann Eaker – SOUTH KOREA knew about Point of Sale ??
This Harbour Portfolio VII is also tied up with
Address: 4350 ST ANDREWS RD, COLUMBIA, SC 29210
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And it is their signs all over the 9th street property
They too have a couple of homes in Lorain on their site

OH and Vision Property Management they have added a couple since the last time I checked
Interesting : 1144 Washington ( AKA Kaja Properties) has been in Housing court with numerous violations –
614 W 21st Street
Tax Bill Mailed to: DEUTSCHE BANK
Then there is
1837 E 36th Street

Owner Name
Tax Bill Mailed to: DEUTSCHE BANK

Notice anything the addresses are all the same ( Deutsche Bank) –
they have been known to transfer to Kaja , Vision, and whomever. in this sordid property tale.

Oh! dear me and yes you can still purchase 1348 West Erie
Wurmser for lease rs 091015

Our new group of LLCs. LP Numbers ONE through apparent infinity is “Harbour Portfolio “ and their source of supply Fannie Mae aka Federal National Mortgage

This is not new to North East Ohio and Harbour Portfolio V11 of them was with their source Fannie Mae ( Federal National Mortgage ) the FEDERALLY backed mortgage company

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Good old Fannie, she has been busy with Harbour Portfolio and all its numbers
Portfolio Harboures

There were 27 listed – Lorain- Elyria some after Lorain’s Point of Sale and every single one of the came from Federal National Mortgage – dumped on US( in my humble opinion).

We are not alone in this bank dump behaviours- Fannie has been “fannying” around with property and old neighborhoods in Cleveland as well
Predatory Carpet Baggers
the focus of an article in 2012 Cleveland

Fannie Mae, the government sanctioned lender of last resort, panders to predatory flippers by dumping zombie properties for chump change, writes Christopher Evans

What sets 3868 apart is the prior owner: Fannie Mae, that government-sanctioned lender of last resort, is back in the business of selling foreclosed zombie properties to predatory carpetbaggers.

Harbour Portfolio bought the property for $4,304 last February from Fannie Mae, according to the Auditor’s Office.

Fannie Mae did not disclose that the property had been condemned, Brancatelli says. Not that Harbour Portfolio would care, he adds. “They’ll find some buyer who’ll put lipstick on the pig and rent it out.”

The condemnation notice? “They’ll buy a key at Home Depot that’ll turn the water back on,” Brancatelli says.

………It also notes that Building and Housing has prepared 22 criminal charges against Fannie Mae for not obtaining certificates of disclosure on properties before they were transferred. An additional 38 charges are in the works, the email adds.

Not much changed then.

Where are the Feds when you need them? Oh that is right they back Fannie Mae.

September 17, 2015 at 10:48 pm 1 comment

The Case of the Curious Lorain Neanderthal

downspout two
So poor old Don was found ripped from his roof damaged but not broken ! Now I wonder why poor old Don was targeted for victimization and who could have been irate with regard to his postings??? The clues are piling up- he has after all only been a guest blogger once

and the subject of a post once
Certainly your average Neanderthal doesn’t have it in for “donspouts” as their modus operandi. Will a complaint to the Building Dept. follow ???
The case of the Curious Neanderthal…….. to be continued – hopefully not … but watch this space.


August 24, 2015 at 3:20 pm Leave a comment

Hurled Through the window- Retribution- who done it Lorain

This post was going to be about a Fast Food Window

I had noticed the other day that from my mum’s upstairs window you could reach out your hand and pick an apple , the kitchen window has tomatoes within arms reach and the front window living room window was the same reach out and pick. I had my husband take photos for the blog so I could segue from Chris’ Birthday post
with something not so dour until I posted the next post on the housing of Lorain and her court.
windows collage

I like my 90 year old leaded glass windows , although they are a bugger to fix if they ever get broken , which has happened twice and it was a pain finding anyone with the knowledge to fix them.

However, this morning this household woke to glass and shattered windows. Funny thing was when the Insurance asked for a recent picture of the front window before the act of destruction by a disturbed mind I had a very recent photo
to go along with what happens when a Neanderthal brain, trapped in their lower than shit on the shoe lifestyle – creeps up to the front of your home and with the reasoning of a sub-human throws a huge chunk of concrete at leaded glass windows . Such a clever “come back’ / and or retaliatory stance- but we are dealing with the underbelly thinking of some of Lorain’s citizens.

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another view

The concrete chunk was quite heavy and for size comparison next to a size 10 sneaker.:

The police duly arrived-

did we not hear or see anything

– well I had taken a sleeping pill( two actually). It has been an emotionally wrecked week due to what would have been my son’s birthday and mine and an anniversary- all things that used to be celebrated. Not much sleep in this household this past week so we are pretty much exhausted.

Oh! the dogs did their bit apparently- I didn’t hear them- Mum thought Tetley
was barking because Shadow

was barking and my husband thought Shadow was barking at the groundhogs that come for the fallen apples. We didn’t listen to the dogs. We have cameras out the back , because that is where a lot of “happenings” take place – looks like more for the front now.


So the next question :

Did I have any idea who did it and why?

WELLLLLLL , I can think of a lot of people who don’t like me , who are aggrieved and angry at some of my blog posts but who reacts with vengeance and vindictiveness?

dye a tribedMy first thought was of one particular “family group” with seemingly the mother of all retributions in charge!

BUT I had to be fair I have quite a list of suspects :

I have written about on some despicable and selfish people, ( in my opinion)angsuecol

Dumped Banks and bank dumps,

Flores col
Out of town landlords, LLC’s

coleThe news media, editors

shanres Roverfest,

divis-1The Catholic Church

swat5th anothereven a drug dealer or two

and some council members/ politicians

CherylAtkinsodekalbLorain City School and Board shenanigans
( At least one “gentleman”- used with sarcasm – threatened my welfare if I came within 10 ft of him- he was flaming angry – I am told ;)

craig_foltinMayors and politics too many to list . over the past 10 years.
Registered Sex Offenders ….

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City Departments especially Building Dept ( hmm back to that original retribution)

Oh the list goes on……

As my husband told the two policemen

you would do better making a list of those that wouldn’t do it”

It is true I have been quite prolific in my writings but looking over the 60 odd categories and over 1,500 posts on this blog alone not counting WoM and other writings. A lot of these people I have written about have left , died, are in jail and moved on. They are more likely to hit me with lawyers than concrete . And I am sure they would have if I didn’t back everything I write with links and or documentation upon which I base my opinions.

So the question remains: Who has threatened retribution, who has been stirred up in the past few days, who borders on Neanderthal thinking. I simply can’t believe the Roman Catholic Church would condone “concrete vengeance”, or city council members , the media nah! they throw words not concrete.

freedom of speech by  Chris Ritchey

freedom of speech by Chris Ritchey

If it is this “ape” of civilized behaviours way of frightening me – Well good luck with that – The very worst thing that can happen in one’s life and my life is watching my wonderful talented son die by increments for 6 weeks – hour upon hour day upon day- nothing is as terrible as that – I have faced that fear and been engulfed by it .

Throwing a tantrum at a window doesn’t scare me , nothing does not even my own death. So sorry if I haven’t given you the reaction you wanted but the house is now marked and monitored to protect the panes of the innocent ;) .

August 23, 2015 at 6:45 pm 3 comments

Selling of Lorain – An energy decision- red flags flying

I don’t get out much – prefer to stay in my own little world but when I do something usually finds me. And me being me has to look further into the subject. This week has been no different from the choice of parking place to the Powering Ohio’s Progess-

1223 W 6th

Parking Place :
I attended the demolition of a house on 6th Street you can access the links here

And of course there is also a back story on this one! How did this little house connect with an Independent candidate for the President of the United States ( watch this space).

LCAuditors photo - before

LCAuditors photo – before

I parked a little further down the street in the shade of a large tree. As I sat there, waiting for the demolition I looked at a cute cottage like house , faded and somewhat forlorn . It had character and I believe was much-loved in its day. It was for sale I wanted to see what it was like inside so I went to Zillow who pronounced the home

red flag

Quaint country charmer in the City! Good sized colonial on desirable street with lots of potential awaits the Buyer ready to express their renovation talents. This home has a large backyard and detached garage, unfinished bsmt, lots of light in the living room, ample sized bedrooms. Property is sold in as-is condition, Buyer to assume any and all point of sale requirements and repairs needed. Buyer responsible for own due diligence, inquiry and verification of all property information, condition, square footage and parcel data. Broker is not liable or responsible to verify any information as all data in MLS is reflective of public records. Buyers recommended to investigate all data. Cash sales only”

The photos were disappointing, the little home that probably was loved and cared for- by generations now pretty much a sad place………Photos from Zillow
zillow photo
Gone is the little porch railing , the landscaping and the inside ( sigh)
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Who could have done such a thing to this sweet little home? I checked and what to my wondering eyes did appear ? Those Banks and LLC’s – INVESTING IN LORAIN!!!!!
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Deutsche Bank I know of old- but who was the current owner that purchased the “property ‘ AFTER POINT OF SALE in May of 2014 – 5 months after : Flat Iron Holdings they are out of Delaware but track back to California and they want cash! ( they should be hit with a flat iron if you ask me )-
but more interesting to me was the fact that the seller to Flat Iron was Mom Haven 9 LP- Texas ( and that had another company listed as an officer Momhaven 1 LLC which picked it up from Deutsche Bank – but I find interesting is Momhaven 1 LLC is also you guessed it – Vision Properties the people who are involved with 1348 West Erie (no POS) and 329 Hamilton ——–

as documented here
and how do I know this?
From Houston Real estate transfers

Jun. 8 N/A
Buyer: Jose Arredondo
Seller: Mom Haven 9 Lp, Momhaven I LLC (Partner), Vision Property Management LLC-Through A Consent To Action Taken Without Special Meeting Of General and Alexander Szkaradel

Well there you have it “taking an interest in Lorain “…



Then a trip to City Council last evening, where things got curiouser and curiouser – a resolution of support apparently forthcoming by two of the three council at large for full council-

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Oh it is just paperwork, City Council pass resolutions all the time- all nicey, nicey to support business, – resolutions mean nothing really or do they?

After last night’s meeting I did some checking on this one:

You can find the Powering Ohio’s Progress Here :–a-.html

Worrying to me, are these words from the press release – and we all know the usage of the English language and gobbledygook!
“While the typical residential customer using about 750 kilowatt-hours of electricity per month could expect to see a modest increase in the initial years

what is as modest increase when it is at home??? and more worrying is the Disclaimer of Maybe
From their own news release ….. red flags flying all over this in my opinion- and I became even curiouser !

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red flag
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This news release includes forward-looking statements based on information currently available to management. Such statements are subject to certain risks and uncertainties. These statements include declarations regarding management’s intents, beliefs and current expectations. These statements typically contain, but are not limited to, the terms “anticipate,” “potential,” “expect,” “will,” “intend,” “believe,” “estimate” and similar words. Forward-looking statements involve estimates, assumptions, known and unknown risks, uncertainties and other factors that may cause actual results, performance or achievements to be materially different from any future results, performance or achievements expressed or implied by such forward-looking statements, which may include the following: the speed and nature of increased competition in the electric utility industry, in general, and the retail sales market in particular; the ability to experience growth in the Regulated Distribution and Regulated Transmission segments and to successfully implement our sales strategy in the Competitive Energy Services segment; the accomplishment of our regulatory and operational goals in connection with our transmission plan and planned distribution rate cases and the effectiveness of our repositioning strategy; the impact of the regulatory process on the pending matters before the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission and in the various states in which we do business including, but not limited to, matters related to rates and pending rate cases and the Electric Security

and it went on and on- so I checked with the dreaded detractors you know the naysayers and the haters. and this is what I discovered a couple said
Stated Scott Gerfen, Ohio Consumers Counsel spokesperson:

“1.9 million consumers paid billions of dollars to FirstEnergy for its transition to deregulated power plants, under a 1999 Ohio law. Fifteen years later, FirstEnergy is again asking consumers to pay charges related to the power plants. FirstEnergy’s requests include asking the government (the PUCO) to guarantee profits for what are deregulated power plants whose profits should instead be determined by the electricity market. Needless to say, we are concerned for consumers…”
The Sierra Club’s Dan Sawmiller agreed and criticized similar requests from Duke and AEP:

“These proposals from Ohio’s utilities are nothing more than a request to have Ohio’s electricity customers spend their money to bail out dirty old, obsolete power plants. These power plants are expensive and are being replaced in the market by cheaper, cleaner sources of generation, and we should not bail these corporations out now that they are unable to compete.”
and to be fair let us hear the arguments from
Mr. Chuck Jones President and CEO of Akron based First Energy Corporation

Vague usage of the English language – controversy– I certainly hope our city council members etc. do their due diligence into looking to this “possible” requested resolution and are prepared to say WHY they voted and if they know how much their vote would cost Lorainites or in fact- who could benefit ! BUT I ” somehow, think” that “possibly” that “may not” be the case. ;) chesalicjpg

August 11, 2015 at 5:29 pm 2 comments

Outdoor Showrooms- Lorain- by Don the Downspout


There I was dangling free and discharging onto the ground ( well not exactly since it was January and I was frozen) when I was discovered in my illegality by Mrs. Dye of Dye’s Appliances and of the Design Review Board and her offspring-

Not only me, I am ashamed to say , but ( Gary) the garage was sore in need of some paint on three of his sides – His one side compromised by the “growth” unchecked by the property next door – which happens to be owned by the City of Lorain. ;)

So Mrs. Dye , in her capacity of a sitting Board Member of what is called The Design Review Board- in the subject of the email, sent the Chief Building Inspector Klinar on a journey to 4th street that late January day to confirm I was illegal and Gary the Garage was becoming an eyesore.
In fact, Mrs. Dye did so more than once .
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You see, Mrs. Dye was really “ticked off” with one of my owners , so she discharged her venom , in this downspout’s opinion, by using her position as a member of a city board to get the complaints seen to at once- well with in 4 business days. Something about that rankles, as this was a private citizen being targeted by a member of a City Design Review Board ( not in their jurisdiction) by using another city office but of course she also, in our opinion, tried to intimidate and coerce the Lorain Administration in the same e-mail . I think there maybe an issue here but I digress:

I had to be connected within 6 days don-spout
Poor old Gary the Garage, he had to be scraped and painted and fixed by April 30th- which my owner said, was in legal terms was “arbitrary and capricious ” in that time line so she ( the one who writes) sent a letter which you can read here:
Garage Compliance
I am pleased to say I, Don the downspout, was duly connected in those cold , cold February days and yes! by August 1st Gary the Garage, has been duly , scraped , mended and painted- and his design colours( hope that meets with those of the Design Review Board – neighboring properties taken into account) are thanks to the fact that whilst the garage was being “fixed” his doors of red are to match the red dump truck that has been parked on that city lot for a month if not more!
truck A letter to the city followed stating we are now in compliance with Gary’s portraits – found here Garage citation inspection 1127

NOTE: UPDATE you will see by the following J- Pg. our violations ( such as they were) have now been officially abated !
violations abated
My owner did get some benefit out of all this brouhaha- she (who really could be the cat’s mother) was able to fill pages and pages on this subject of “Building Codes and their enforcement” ( or not) . I was fixed and the garage painted because it was so WE WERE NOT in compliance !!!

I wonder what dreaded fate would have befallen my owners if we had ignored the ORC ? Judge for yourself!!

Let’s visit those situations, where seemingly, there is such a lot non- compliance – especially with Lorain’s outdoor showrooms – Readers can you honestly say that I a mere downspout should be compared to say – this :

3200 Jaeger Road – (photo- August 4th-2015 5:00 pm.) click on the photo it is really much worse up close!
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3200 Jaeger Road 02

3200 Jaeger Road- is owned by ( according to the Lorain County Auditor )
and it looks like since the Auditor last took the photo the “lawn ornaments” have flourished in these ripe conditions of non- accountability
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Now how can I say that – non accountability? A quick check with the city – This property has been cited time and time again starting in September 9th 2011 you can access that complaint here
3200 timeline

Finally an appearance before the Judge-JUDGE COOK- of the Housing Court JUNE 26TH 2015 4 years later

Now we are getting somewhere, especially since in the file the report of Mr. Daniel Esterle flagged down the Inspector swearing at him and ready to sue the city , according to the report filed, which can be seen here

3200 legal decision

Judge Cook, found the defendant -GUILTY- and slapped a sentence on him of – wait for it $150.00″ that is One Hundred and Fifty dollars plus court costs….. Oh well just about the cost of another lawn mower then? Not bad 4 years of citations, 4 years of a lovely outdoor showroom and the cost of doing business for these property owners a mere $150.00 – sounds like a deal!

Of course Mrs. Dye also has an outdoor showroom – a lovely site as you are welcomed to Lorain – Part of her DESIGN Plan for Lorain – one presumes-.

If these objects were declared “junk” she would have at least have to fence it in- but then she wouldn’t be allowed a junk yard in downtown Lorain so we have her “outdoor showroom” welcoming our visitors!

Although, those doors on refrigerators etc. are quite worrying . I thought there was a Federal Law about that – hazard to little ones climbing in – wasn’t that the Consumer Protection Act- can’t be can it? The city wouldn’t allow hazards to small children ? Oh well! probably just another fine anyway and small cost of doing business.

August 2015
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A little earlier on in the year May 2015 taken from Broadway – looks like business is good more drop offs-
As you drive into downtown along Broadway-what an interesting conversation piece as we drive along looking at the lovely Port Authority complex on one side- the welcome sign what attraction can that be on the left?

-” is it – junk- garden art- the outdoor showroom of opinion-” I wonder what the artist had in mind???Has to be there by DESIGN

Due to the fact vehicles (Dye’s) had blocked the street, a turn around had to be found that August day and what to wondering eyes did appear – well more than a dangling downspout at 214- W. 10th, a neighbor of Dye’s Appliances – now this property did not get this way in a year or so – I wonder why neighbor Dye of the Design Review Board would put up with it. 214 collage
But a new use for BLUE TARPS has been found- this lovely piece of Lorain real estate is owned ( according to the auditor) Parcel Number: 02-01-003-120-012
Owner Name
214 10TH ST W LORAIN, OH 44052
1138 LEXINGTON AV LORAIN, OH 44052 and Esser Management tracks back to ( according to the Secretary of State)
Esser Managementres

Another quick check with Lorain Building Dept

“This building was cited on 4/20/2015.
Code violations: 304.2 / 304.7 / 304.10 / 308.1.
The owner called and said he is planning to demolish the building. I gave him some time.
No changes and no response.
Sent to court.

OH! OH! I wonder what the “accountability” for this will be??? Enquiring Donspouts want to know-

Seriously, this crime and punishment is downright laughable and very, very annoying to those that do follow the law. Do they write the punishment into the cost of doing business – because each of the aforementioned are in BUSINESS!!
…… more to come – unfortunately

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